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"Where did she go?" he thought. He was spooked that she had evaded his sights in the hall of mirrors. 

"Why did we take those hallucinogens earlier?" he said. 

Hiding in different dimensions can make you demented. 

"I never thought I'd be able to make love as a cartoon". 

"Where do thoughts come from?"

"Which voice is mine?"

"All of them, you idiot" came the reply.

His inner monologue became a dialogue of group discussion. All separate voices vying for affection and approval. 

"How can all this be happening in my head?"

He wandered around the circus seeing stars sparkling in the sky. 

"Why is that one red?"

"Read like a book or red like an apple?"

"I read a story once, about an Arabian King. He married a new wife every night and then ordered her to visit the hangman or the guillotine. One clever wife found a way to survive. She told tall tales of a great hero which captivated the King. She left it on a cliff hanger night, forcing the King to keep her alive. 

Stories have that power, somehow. To keep you alive and refreshed. People are more interesting on the page. You get a glimpse into their soul and the role of the persona is no longer shown."

Edgar sat by the pond, far more interested in the tales his mind could conjure up, than looking for his girlfriend. 

"Imagine if water was malleable or could defy gravity"

He reached into the pond and found that it could do both. He began to manipulate it as a sculptor does to a piece of clay. He held the water up in front of his face to reveal his new reflection. 

He could see himself, laying prone, tied to a large stone. The church windows were broken, ravens perched on the sill. 8 candles were lit with an atrium to fill. Ravens and light symbolised his plight, as the birds took flight with one of his eyes. Black and white in direct contrast. Were these the first signs of him going stark raving? An endless stream of images poured into his skull and he could attend to them all. 

As he lay on the cobblestone, vermin crept over the top of his body. They nibbled on his skin and gnawed on the rope. A pickaxe was placed above his head awaiting the cloaked man to do the rest. He recoiled in horror and found himself back at the pond. His skin tingled as the mystical instinct grew within him. 

He tried to pick up the water again, but the magic had gone. 

"What was that?" he said. 

"That's the death of an old part of you" came the response. The voice was not his own this time. He looked around and all he could see was the wind howl. He glanced down to see a gnome on the ground. His little legs moving like a hamster on a wheel as he wandered from the wet. 

"Who are you?" said Edgar. 

"Sure, you've stumbled into the land of the elves, young fella," said the gnome. 

Edgar felt a sense of relief as he knew this was a helpful little creature. 

"The land of the elves?"

"Yes. Using plants is one way to get here. Other humans fast, meditate, pray, chant or write. Doesn't matter the method, you're all looking for the same thing" said the gnome. 

"Which is?"

"Gold, of course"

"Monks and holy men are looking for gold?"

"What do you think the alchemists and shamans have been doing for millennia? They're following a hunch that is built into the fabric of nature. Human beings have a religious instinct, look at yourselves. Cathedrals scattered all over your land, aiming upwards, with beautiful patterned latticed glass. Rites and rituals of initiation Poetry and story. The abracadabra of drama. The rational mind has led you astray, now today, you sought to find the way". 

Edgar's mind told him he was hallucinating. His eyes told him this was more real than normal reality. 

"So what are we to do with the religious instinct?"

"Never hide from it. Never run from it. It's a place where the artists among you live. Wherever it leads, you must follow it down the rabbit hole. Anchor yourself to the world you inhabit but you must also swim on the surface of spirit. Creative imagination is how the artist walks the tightrope between the Divine and the mundane. He brings magic back to vivify the world". 

"Magic?"

"Yes. Magic. You don't believe that a story or a painting is transmitting magic?"

"It's not magic," said Edgar to the gnome. 

"Well, what is it then?"

"I don't know"

"Exactly". The gnome did a jig of celebration to highlight the blindside of Edgar's rational mind. 

Suddenly, the pond began to swirl as a gnome sized tornado appeared on its surface. The half-man casually jumped through its centre as if he was returning home. He had vanished into vistas beyond Edgar's reach. 

Edgar lay on his back, trying to make sense of it all. Visions and gnomes, stories untold. As the stars above glistened, he felt like they were winking at him. He had been given a slice of paradise and allowed to smell its secret scent. 

His mind had been sublimed. He reclined in a daze and could hear footsteps on the way. They somehow seemed a familiar sound. 

"Edgar!? There you are. I've searched the entire circus grounds for you."

"Oh! Hello" said Edgar. Barely able to string a sentence together. He looked at his girlfriend as if he had new eyes but still couldn't recognise her. 

"Where have you been?" she said. 

"I just went to elfland for a while"

"What are you talking about?"

"I mean, I've just been laying here by the pond". 

Edgar's girlfriend took his hand and helped him plant his feet on the floor. She held him up as they moved to the door.

"Let's get out of here, those gnomes are scaring me". 

 

My cell phone rings and I see it is Darby calling me. Hello I say what up old friend? Darby says Mike I need you to bring your van around to the hotel we have got a clean up job and I need Big Bertha to get all the food over to the homeless shelter now. OK I say let me get my shoes on. I be there in about 10 minutes. This is what we do for fun Darby and Me. Our motto is we recycle everything. I run a underground clean up service. What I mean is off the books. No record of use coming or going. We hire only people for cash and when asked we are just a couple day laborers trying to make a buck.

This is far from the truth as day is from night. Darby and I are coders. We help companies develop Block chains and have developed hack proof programs for many different Agencies.

 

I load up in my 15 passenger van with all the seats remove that we call Big Bertha and head to the local Marriott hotel. The hotel lets us use the luggage carts to haul off all the leftovers. Darby had them all loaded up and waiting for me in the parking garage. We start loading the van and I ask him. find anything worth sharing?

Yep he replies, and hands me two cell phones. I hired the off duty maid to come in and clean the carpets for $100 bucks. The Host gave me all the left over stationary and pins for the kids at the United way daycare center. So did you figure out who owns the phones? Yep. The two State senators who where hosting this party. I dug them out of the trash behind the bar. I also figure out the numbers they are calling were to a local escort service. I placed a called to them to tell them what a wonderful time our friends had and would like to make sure we were welcome to bring a few more guess next time. Did they give the names of our senator? OH yeah, and a list of all there dirt. I will talk to our main man at the front desk and get There other cell phone numbers I am sure they will want to donate to our local charities after such a wonderful stay in our fair city. Yes indeed. Make sure they are aware that we recycle Electronics as well as anything else left at the parties. That we are able and willing to wipe on devices leaving no trace of past accounts. Absolutely will do. Is there anything else we can recycle from this job? Yes a couple of tips the servers have given me about a buyout possibility cornering the market on vapor detection devices used for confine spaces and gas detection for refineries. Did you tip off Max at the trade commissions about insiders trading going on after today? Yes: Max was updated with all the names that came to this party. The listing for all the companies too. Good old Max our favorite algorithm. Does the work of a 100 people. Lets get this food to the shelter before we call it a night. Lots of good food and drink for those who come in late tonight. Darby loads the last box onto Big Bertha and give me a high five.

See you at the shelter

 

On the way out of then hotel the parking attendant tells me There is two sacks full of new t-shirts left from a party a couple days ago at the front desk as well So I swing Big Bertha to the round about and walk in to talk to the front desk Darby is already there and hands me the sacks. That about does it for tonight. Darby says I got one more thing for you. What is it I say? I think there is a runaway living in the stairway to the roof. Must be about 13. Not your typical homeless comes from a well to do family. Knows how to work the staff here. Has figure out what rooms are rented and not check in. Must have a cleaners pass card. I will come back after going to the shelter. OK I will wait for you. I drive the Homeless shelter and drop off Big Bertha for the staff to unload. I grab a lyft back to the hotel.

 

Darby is still in the lobby drinking coffee. That stuff is going to kill you. Then I will dye happy he says. Did you find where he is hanging out? Yep; She is in the gym working on her abs We head to the gym and take a seat next to the doors. She is going from station to station working out like there is no tomorrow.

 

Darby start talking about his new zero turn mower like it is a work of art. The gym door go into auto lock after 8 and The girl and both of us are the only ones left in the gym. It takes a room keycard to get out. I reach in my pocket and press my EMP card eraser remote and wait. So the girl retreats to the showers waiting for us to leave. Darby is still talking about his zero turn mower when she heads to the door. She tries her card and the door doesn't open. She beats on the door still no luck. Finally she turns to me and says can you let me out. It takes a room key to unlock the door I tell her. She says mine not working. Darby stays that because that not a room key. That a cleaner pass key. So are you going to let me out she ask? If we had a room key we would.

 

Who are you she ask? We are just two guys who clean up after parties. What do you want with me? Darby speaks up how about you tell us why you are living in a hotel and you don't have a room? You would not believe me if I told you she says. We would if you tell us the truth. We really like the truth.

 

My name is Myra my stepfather brought me here 3 days ago after he caught me sleeping with my boyfriend. He took my phone and told me if I didn't do what he said he would tell my mom everything. He told me he had it all on camera what went on in the house. I said I would do anything if he would not tell my mom. So when we got here I was told that I was suppose to take care of a very rich man name Bill. I went to his room and knock on the door. A old man who was naked answered the door and I bolted down the hall and have been living in the stairway and on the roof ever since. One of the bellboys slip me the cleaners pass key and told me which rooms I could stay in. He would call when someone check in. He also brought me food from the restaurant.

 

Darby speaks up. You are telling the truth I can tell by the way you carry yourself. So first things first. What your stepdad did is a crime. What you did is not. The first thing we need to do is getting this scumbag away from your mother is a lot more important than your embarrassment from being caught with your boyfriend. This guy is a Sexual Predator. The lowest of all criminals. Did he take you across a state line to get here. Myra says yes he did. I have a friend in the FBI someone I trust she will make sure you are safe and your stepdad is gone. I will call her and she will met you in the front lobby. Darby gives her his phone you need to call your mom now and tell her the truth just like you told us. I will call Alice with the FBI.

 

Myra ask how are we going to get out of the gym? With the help of a friend I tell Myra as the manager walks though the door. All done gentlemen. Yes all done for the day we reply back.

 

 

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