Man With Epic Name Finds Weirdest Way To Get Laid

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Man With Epic Name Finds Weirdest Way To Get Laid

 

 

Hey I’ve Spoken A Lot In The Past About How The Innocent Words In Dominant Sexual Power Have Gotten Me Into Trouble. While Feminists And My Competition Have Been A Real Pain In The Ass, This Time I’ve Realized A New Enemy: Parents! Specifically, The Rich Parents Of This One 19 Year Old Blonde College Student That I Slept With. I Met Her At The Local Coffee Shop Near Her University. After A Short, Casual Conversation In Which I Used Dsp’s Innocent Words, She Invited Me Back To Her Dorm Room. I Thought She Just Wanted To Hang Out, But She Really Wanted To Bang Out. Luckily Her Roommate Wasn’t There Because We Destroyed That Room. I Had Her On All Fours On The Bed... Legs Spread On Top Of The Bathroom Sink... Blowing Me In The Shower. Yes, We Even Screwed On Her Roommate’s Bed! So What’s The Problem? Her Parents Think I Forced Her To Sleep With Me. That I’m Disgusting And Old And I Must Have Drugged Her Or Something. And You Know What They Did? They Had Me Locked Up. Now That’s Some Serious Sh!t. And I Could Have Had Me Doing A Long Prison Term If Their Scummy Lawyer Got His Wish, But I Managed To Get Released Because I Did Nothing Wrong. In Fact, The Girl Still Says She’s In Love With Me, And Since Her Parents Found Out About Dsp They Want It Banned. They Have Deep Pockets And You Know How Good Lawyers Are, So Dsp Is Likely On Its Last Legs. That Being Said, If You Want To Screw Hot College Chicks Like I Have, You Better Write Down The Innocent Words In This Video Now. Just A Tip Though: Don’t Screw The Rich Girls. I Know The Pu$$y’s Good (Haha), But Their Overbearing Parents Will Get You In Trouble! -vin

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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